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Beyond Flattering In Every Way.
Looking for a stylish alternative to jeans this summer? Feeling self-conscious that your figure isn't quite right for all the "low-rider" styles that the young people wear these days?
Look no further!
MomCapris™ are a fun way to have the hot "retro" style without sacrificing comfort! The patented UltraHigh© Waist keeps things chaste from the waist down, whether you prefer your waist directly under your armpits or hitting the middle of your ribcage - the great thing about the UltraHigh© Waist is that it’s adjustable!
MomCapris™ also feature a built-in “pooch” in the front. Whether you’ve gained belly weight or just want to look like you have, the special “pooch” will prominently feature your belly – no matter how large or small it is!
Special seams along the hips help “pad things out” for the look of a fuller figure. No need to worry about womanly curves with MomCapris™, the seams take care of it for you! Even if you don’t have large hips you will when you put these pants on! And what man does love a gal with large womanly hips?!
MomCapris™ are stain-resistant so they’re perfect for doing chores around the home. But tuck in your shirt and add some pearls and lipstick and voila - MomCapris™ are ready to hit the town! Why would you want to wear anything else?
Posted by Mary on April 12, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
I love how her hose matches her....shuffleboard cue? Is that what that is? At first I thought it was a broom, but it appears to be bristle-less.
Posted by: Kimberly | Apr 13, 2005 12:48:23 PM
Yeah, I was wondering what the heck socks those are. I think she's fixin' to play shuffleboard. Or maybe she's exhausted from wearing out the bristles on the broom.
Posted by: Jessica | Apr 27, 2005 2:30:40 PM
looks like there could be a hint of camel toe about those pants
Posted by: kate | Apr 27, 2005 10:06:19 PM
You sure that those trousers weren't actually a pattern for those trousers that short old ladys wear that went wrong? They remind me of my great grandma when i was a little kid. *shudder*
Posted by: Becky | Apr 29, 2005 3:32:31 PM
LMAO! "chaste from the waist down, whether you prefer your waist directly under your armpits or hitting the middle of your ribcage" - my catholic school uniform in 1961!! I can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Judi | Apr 29, 2005 4:22:44 PM
FUPA-tastic.
Posted by: beau | May 2, 2005 2:10:35 PM
does anyone look at the size of the people in the real pictures then look at the size in the corner of the patern envelope and see the difference? she is like a size 8 and the size on the envelope is 16!
Posted by: Rosie | Jun 20, 2005 3:31:35 AM
Perfect when Ellie Mae reaches that certain time of month and suffers from water retention and premenstrual bloating. The toilet plunger only adds additional class to the mystique.
Posted by: StevieS | Jun 21, 2005 7:51:02 AM
Ellen was tired. Her husband had forced her to clean allday yesterday, using different tools. But her problem was solved when she found the MultiTool. It is about every single thing anybody would need, only ineffective!
Posted by: jfasoga | Jul 4, 2005 6:42:03 PM
If only she could grow hair on those armpits ....
Posted by: Rex | Apr 12, 2006 5:15:18 PM
I've got it. Those pants are designed as the fashion equivilant of "not tonight, honey, I have a headache".
Posted by: | Jun 22, 2006 3:03:09 PM
yummmm. that's some hot camel toe action going on! gotta love the milf.
Posted by: Chris | Sep 10, 2006 11:39:25 PM
