"Look, you heard the photographer. Just eat your damn cookie."
"You eat your cookie. I don't even know where these things came from. Besides, I know what you're trying to pull."
"What are you talking about? He said eat the cookie. Now, EAT IT."
"It's bad enough that you got to the photo shoot first and took the blue sweater. I look like a complete idiot because my sweater exactly matches my hair. Now, you're trying to fatten me up too?"
"Fatten you up? Me? I believe somebody beat me to the punch on that one. And it's not my fault you died your hair the color of orange sherbet."
"You are such a total bitch. Everyone hates you."
"Everyone except your boyfriend."
"Oh, I will SO cut you."
"Bring it on, carrot top. Bring it on."
cookies? i though they were those gold coin-shaped condoms...
Posted by: kowgurl | April 29, 2005 at 12:03 PM
They look like a poor man’s version of the Double Mint Twins.
I like "Bulky Fashionables"....can just picture the stylist for the shoot going "Hmmmm....something's not quite 'bulky' enough. Cookies! We need cookies for the girls!"
Posted by: Mary | April 29, 2005 at 01:05 PM
Yeah, I was just thinking that. "Bulky fashionables for the bulky girl who loves bulking up with the bulkizing cookies."
Posted by: Jessica | April 29, 2005 at 01:38 PM
I'm not saying that I'm a fashionista or anything - but in my book "bulky" and "fashionable" don't exist on the same planet
fiber should be bulky
sweaters should not
I'm just sayin'
Posted by: cate | April 29, 2005 at 06:34 PM
Oh my god!! I have that pattern book! And it IS hysterical. Cookies...um, a slightly random prop, eh?
Posted by: amanda | April 29, 2005 at 06:48 PM
how about ...
"this tastes like shit. here ... try it?"
"nooo ... this does. here ..."
Posted by: jessicaG | May 02, 2005 at 12:26 AM
translate "Spinnerin" to german:
http://tinyurl.com/7gpww
Spinnerin is the female mode of Spinner in German ...
Posted by: nck | May 03, 2005 at 05:59 AM
i had that blue sweater as a hand me down and i loved it... so comfy and great for leggings (i was an 80's kid) and stirrup pants. oh the hand me down was from my grandmother!
Posted by: Rosie | June 20, 2005 at 04:01 AM
"I'll eat your cookie if you eat mine"
Posted by: StevieS | June 21, 2005 at 12:52 AM
"Look. Have you heard the urban legend abut the Biology student? ( http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/school.htm#telltale click on biology...) Here's a way to prevent that."
Posted by: jfasoga | June 27, 2005 at 06:11 PM
"from size 6 to 46"
46?????? What does it do, sleep a family of 5?
Posted by: | July 15, 2005 at 02:32 PM