I can't tell you how many times, while getting ready for a special night out, I have looked in the mirror and thought "Wow. My neck is far too slender. That whole graceful Nicole Kidman swan neck thing is so early zero's. The thick, no neck look is all the rage. Why can't I look more like NFL hero Derrick Brooks ? Why, oh, why am I cursed with this threadlike throat?"
Well, search no more swan necked sufferers...your dress is here.
P.S. I totally don't know the names of any professional football players. I had to look one up at NFL.com.