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Midge didn't care how nice they pretended to be, she knew those Junior League bitches had been jealous ever since her mad scientist husband gave her Mini-Midge for Christmas.
Posted by Kimberly on April 18, 2005 | Permalink
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You are SO funny. I could not stop laughing out loud when I saw this one.
Posted by: D | Apr 20, 2005 5:43:06 PM
I so want a Mini-Mary except that I worry she'd be a tiny raving lunatic and chase me around the house with a mini bread knife screaming "AYE AYE AYE!!!"
Posted by: Mary | Apr 21, 2005 3:19:17 PM
And think of all the tiny matching dresses you would have to sew. What a pain. I think the husband had a strange ulterior motive here.
Posted by: | May 4, 2005 9:02:48 PM
IS this the funniest one on the whole site? I believe so!-kmf
Posted by: kmfrickeart | May 7, 2005 1:50:40 PM
but hey, it says mini-Midge is "simple to make".
Posted by: laura | May 13, 2005 10:12:04 AM
I haven't had this much fun since the time I was goofing around in the Caddo Musuem! Old stuff can be very educational, or just give you a creative outlet to make friends and strangers LAUGH their butts off!
I love this site!
Posted by: Kimberly Richardson | Jun 26, 2005 2:24:43 AM
I agree, o nameless one. Maybe the husband, who I name Carl von Goofypants, is secretly creating something involving the refrigerator and didn't want her to notice. Oh, the many painful years involved in grade school- "Hey! Look at Goofypants! Nya nya!" But soon they would pay.
Oh yes.
They would pay.
Posted by: jfasoga | Jun 26, 2005 2:02:15 PM
couldn't stop laughing over your clever comments. thank you for starting my overwhelming day with a smile. I'll be checking back.Dee
Posted by: mizdd | Mar 27, 2006 11:30:16 AM
this is as funny as the "bad candy" website.
Posted by: Tanya | Jul 10, 2006 8:23:58 PM
although she's missing flexible limbs, her stance and attitude still convey the desire and confidence of a tiny uppercrust elitist...but then, she realizes in a carefully controlled panic...she's forgotten her gloves......
Posted by: Tiny Missy | Jun 23, 2007 1:57:52 AM
