“You’re shitting me! I’m going to be on the cover of Doll Crafter magazine!?! Tell me you’re not shitting me!! You have got to be shitting me!”
April 29, 2005
“You’re shitting me! I’m going to be on the cover of Doll Crafter magazine!?! Tell me you’re not shitting me!! You have got to be shitting me!”
I'm not sure why, but when I first looked at this weirdly intriguing doll I thought about Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Jamie | April 29, 2005 at 12:55 PM
I don't know what this says about me, but the doll reminds me of a blow-up sex doll. Like the one in "Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" that flew away.
Posted by: Sara | April 29, 2005 at 03:14 PM
"Excuse me, did you just goose me in the MIDDLE of a SONG???"
Posted by: R | April 29, 2005 at 03:43 PM
I'm with Sara. These are pedophile sex dolls, people.
Posted by: Aidan | April 29, 2005 at 04:56 PM
"wait - Katie Holmes is dating who???? Isn't he..."
Posted by: cate | April 29, 2005 at 06:36 PM
Can't sleep...doll will SUCK OUT MY SOUL with its terrifying black maw of terror...
Posted by: Kim | April 29, 2005 at 09:53 PM
Check out the line at the top - "The World's Most Beautiful Dolls". Riight.
Posted by: Joy | April 30, 2005 at 04:56 PM
Too Funny! I almost pee'd my pants! Where do you get this suff?!!
Posted by: Laura | May 04, 2005 at 12:21 PM
You know you're freaky looking when even your dolls cringe at seeing you naked.
Posted by: Bliss | May 05, 2005 at 09:13 AM
The doll just realized something and saying.
Oh no! I just shit myself!
Posted by: wombat | May 05, 2005 at 09:45 AM
no kidding - there is a china doll in my friends house nicknamed 'baby blowjob' for its pout...... but that takes the piss! and people LIKE them?!
Posted by: alixa | May 05, 2005 at 12:22 PM
Dolls by Munch? Early models for "The Scream"
(http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/munch/munch.scream.jpg)
Posted by: HRMitchell | May 05, 2005 at 01:11 PM
I suppose the nose is supposed to be the clitoris.
Posted by: StevieS | June 21, 2005 at 12:55 AM
What's with the one on the left? It's like it's saying, "Maria shat her pants!" to the Doll-Teacher and Maria is astounded that anyone would tell.
Posted by: jfasoga | June 27, 2005 at 06:00 PM
What a dementor really keeps under its hood
Posted by: koob | May 11, 2006 at 01:15 PM
That's the most astonished-looking doll I've ever seen! I'm almost embarrassed to admit, though, that the fluffy white yarn looks kinda purty. I'd make a scarf out of that.
Posted by: Lois | June 03, 2006 at 10:18 PM
The emo doll on the left needs more eyeliner, and how could they make it wear white when obviously it is blinding this The Used fan black loving eyes. You can tell by the regrowth that it actually has black hair.It just remembered it left it's straitener on. I wish I had long lashes all the way round my circular eyes like the curly rednut.
So wrong
Posted by: Joey | June 30, 2006 at 07:32 AM