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Somebody Get That Kid a Carabiner!
I can't wait to have my own baby someday. And I want to do all of the normal mother-daughter things...all the small pleasures you dream about. You know, like coating my baby in head-to-toe crochet and taking her rock climbing with our fake German shepherd.
Posted by Kimberly on August 23, 2005 | Permalink
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Your little bundle of joy will enter your life sooner if you would just quit making your man stuff his parts into stretch short-shorts. Something that lets the air circulate will boost his potency -- maybe something crocheted. Yeah, that's the ticket, some nice stretchy crochet manly-short-shorts.
Posted by: RST | Aug 23, 2005 2:49:59 PM
And, don't forget to crochet a nice sweater for your doggie. He may get cold climbing those rocks.
Posted by: Annie | Aug 23, 2005 2:59:05 PM
How about a crocheted codpiece? It could fasten with a ribbon tied in a great girly bow. If your husband is scared to go into a restroom dressed like that, he can take the German Shepherd with him.
Shouldn't you be starting on your crocheted Christmas tree cover about now?
Posted by: Marcia | Aug 23, 2005 3:21:51 PM
Wait, is that...? IT IS! Oh my God, there's a rock on TOP of the blanket! Good thing the avalance missed the baby!
Posted by: Quixote Ugly | Aug 23, 2005 3:45:54 PM
That poor child.
Last night, I found a box FULL of 70s patterns, and naturally, I thought of the lovely ladies at thread bared.
Kudos
Posted by: Katie | Aug 23, 2005 5:40:03 PM
Phew! I thought that was a wolf there for a second.
Posted by: Phyllis | Aug 23, 2005 5:40:12 PM
Well, for $1 from Sprouse-Reitz, who could resist?!?!
Posted by: Jeffrey | Aug 23, 2005 6:15:41 PM
I think it's a baby picture of Jack Black ("The School of Rock")
Posted by: | Aug 23, 2005 7:43:39 PM
I kind of thought that the dog was real and the baby was fake.
Posted by: Neil | Aug 24, 2005 1:10:12 AM
So, as our idiot stylist was trying to make a visual point about opposites, i.e.:
SOFT = BARELY ABLE TO SIT UP BABY
is to
HARD = SHARP GRANITE BOULDERS
...do you think they were considering the baby model accidentally falling backwards and splitting her head open? That would have really screwed up all that white yarn. Or maybe the WHITE YARN was supposed to represent SNOW? On the GRANITE BOULDERS? With the unsupervised mountain trekking BABY? My brain hurts from considering all the angles on this one.
Posted by: Pam | Aug 24, 2005 11:54:09 AM
Don't worry for the white yarn, pam. I could SWEAR the BOULDERS are fake, too.
Posted by: filambulle | Aug 25, 2005 6:22:02 AM
Is it just me or does that look like a boy baby in a dress? Poor kid.
Posted by: Chris | Aug 25, 2005 8:00:37 AM
Since this composition already makes no sense, why not add a nice fluffy fish bed for your fluffy stuffed dog?
Posted by: Amy | Aug 25, 2005 4:53:52 PM
Oh you put the link here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/cozy-comfy-pet-cat-small-dog-bed-cute-fish-shape_W0QQitemZ4348473116QQcategoryZ66762QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Posted by: Amy | Aug 25, 2005 4:54:34 PM
I'd say that dingo is about to eat your baby!
Posted by: a fan | Dec 5, 2005 7:26:25 PM
OK, the head-to-toe crochet is a bit much, but what a cute baby! I wonder how many photo shoots they had to do before finding the one baby who would smile like that?
Posted by: Lois | May 28, 2006 1:41:27 AM
Ok, I can only think of this when looking at this child "de plane boss, de plane!"
Ummm, people get paid good money to come up with this...the mountain-the dog-the baby. God, I want their job.
Posted by: Sorcha | Jul 23, 2006 1:47:13 PM
