Here at Threadbared, we're all for creativity when it comes to macrame. The medium naturally lends itself to artistic expression.
But!
Sometimes things can get a bit out of hand. We're not saying you have to stick with safety projects such as owls and plant-hangers. We just suggest that you exercise caution in your knotting pursuits. You don't want to induce nightmares or frighten schoolchildren, do you? Of course not!
And so we present: The Threadbared Guide To Macrame Safety!
Tip 1: Please avoid any High Priestess-style headdresses that resemble something from The Dark Crystal, possibly making you look like the Dying Emperor of the Skeksis.

Tip 2: Please avoid macrame footwear that looks like a page torn from a "Diseases Of The Skin" medical textbook.

Tip 3: Please avoid that whole chainmail-clad warrior-slash-beekeeper look.
Tip 4: Please avoid any "head veils" that look less like a veil and more like a group of teenage cooties that are on an Outward Bound excursion and are currently rappelling down the back of your head.

Tip 5: Please avoid any backpacks that look like some Phish-worshiping hippie spontaneously combusted across your shoulders and you just left it there.
Tip 6: Please avoid any National Geographic/African Village style bras that make you....oh, for God's sake. Do we even have to explain this one?
Just no.
Just don't, okay?




















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