Planet of the Humanzees

Hector smiled to himself as he watched Michael take the mind control marshmallow gently into his mouth.  Michael was only the first, the first of many.  Diana was coming along nicely.  She had proven to be the perfect lure for unsuspecting men clad in curiously feminine sweaters from the Continental Hand Knit Pattern Collection.  Soon Hector would have hundreds of turtleneck wearing men under his control.  With these men and his Panamanian banana connection, he would create a super race of human chimpanzee hybrids.  Then no one could stop him. 

Hector and his humanzees would rule the world!

MWAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAA HA

Comments

[David]

And can someone please explain to me what the sexual relations between these three individuals are? I have a feeling the diagram if very complicated.

[Jeff Manley]

Is it just me, or is Hector played by Matt Lauer from the Today Show?

[Eric]

This is obviously a 70s version of S the blonde man is the top and I'm sure there's more than one way to use that marshmallow.

[Stephanie]

Michael sure does know how to use that mouth...

[Brent McKee]

The real breakthrough was the refining of the female Human pheremone to a strength that would make a man attracted to Diana - or any woman. Although not detectable by most humans, Diana smelled like a Nevada brothel at rush hour. Hector didn't notice of course - the damned accident had destroyed his sense of smell, but he'd have his revenge.

[leandra]

I agree with David, there is certainly something very strange going on in this photo, even excusing the bad feminine sweaters.

[Bridget]

Did anyone else hear the maniacle laughing in the voice of Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove? Not just any maniacle laugh, but the one towards the end of the movie where she's a cat. I think it was something about the humans and animals... But maybe it's just me.

[kmfrickeart]

Is Hector a winter-camp counselor at the ski lodge? I can't think of any other reason why a married man (see the ring?) would invite himself to share in this erotic moment with these young lovers. Couldn't they have shown him mixing up some cocoa or something?! WHY IS HE TOUCHING THEM??!!

[Barfola Hawkinspit]

You so funny I crap my pants.

[cyanbane]

It looks like Hector is wearing his family crest.

[Harmony]

Hahahahahaha! That picture is truly disturbing :)

[The Odd Wife]

LOVE the blog. LOVE the wit. LOVE your minds.

Hell, I think I may just be in love with you...

[Elaine]

This looks like a still from some bad late-60's Porn movie (not that I would know).

All that's missing is a pizza delivery and a little Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow music in the background.....

[friendbunny]

hmmm. curious. that michael there looks JUST like a priest from my town. i'm sure he has that sweater too! his hair has since greyed, and his nose is a little pinker but.... i'm just wondering, do you think i should tell someone?

[kathreen]

you girls are too too funny

[ferretnose]

heehee. I love this stuff. And I agree, it does look like an old porn movie- but just the beginning of one, like the exact moment in a porno where they drop all pretense of acting or following a story line.

yall are hilarious.

[alex]

where does charleton heston come into all this

[Heather]

I found your blog through nimrodel at www.knittyboard.com and so far love it (this is as far down as I've gotten.)
But... is it just me, or is her red and yellow sweater really great?

[jennifer]

anyone thnk the guy standing up looks like Matt Lauer?

[Jonathan]

"All that's missing is a pizza delivery and a little Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow music in the background"

I love how you spell out that classic tune, quote of the day, girl.

[Lewie]

CELEBRITY SIMILARITY ALERT: I swear "Michael" went on to star in many gay porn movies. (I have pics if you want to see!) "Hector" is being played by Nicholas Cage and "Diana" was one of Joan Collins' early roles as a conniving, manipulative vixen!

[Cindy]

Hector watches Michael slowly accept the marshmallow, inch by inch. Diana can't wait for the threesome to begin.

[zeke]

Heather...I too think the red and yellow sweater she has on is great.

Matt's hand on their shoulders is just a little disturbing. Alos the fact that the marshmallow eater is so trusting to let sweater girl have that sharp metal skewer right at his face. I'm guessing he's toasted. Three sheets to the wind. How else would he let them dress him like that??

[StevieS]

As Stewart Smalley takes communion at the alter of kitch, he is heard to utter to , "Take your hands off of us, you damned dirty ape!"

[tvjunkie]

I think the guy on the left timidly trying the marshmallow might just be Wink Martindale, before he went on to be game show host extraordinaire