Yes, Nothing Says “Zip” Quite Like Two Depressed Pre-Teens Hanging Out In A Tree.
Susan remembers back when she was eight-years-old and her kitten died unexpectedly. Robert reflects on his poor performance during today's basketball game and worries what his father will think.
First post.. . horray!
remember kids, teenage suicide, don't do it!
Posted by: catoc980 | February 08, 2006 at 01:36 PM
I think that they're just worried about what all their friends will say when they see them in such "zippy" jackets.
Posted by: Annie | February 08, 2006 at 02:58 PM
Wow...that picture represents my entire early adolesence. The girl seems to suggest, "what the hell are YOU looking at?"
Posted by: courtney | February 08, 2006 at 03:01 PM
So, is he playing with her hair, or does he have a little macrame belt project going there?
btw - This picture and the word "zip"? oxymoron...
Posted by: beastarzmom | February 08, 2006 at 03:30 PM
he is actually tryin 2 get her hair outta his zipper b4 mom n dad get home....
Posted by: D34dPuPpY | February 08, 2006 at 04:34 PM
"And the male monkey shows his feelings by grooming the fleas from the head of the female and eating them."
Posted by: Ann-on | February 08, 2006 at 04:40 PM
Is he sitting on a tree branch, or he is performing some sort of extreme stretch with his right leg?
Perhaps stretching before appearing in humiliating garments softens the blow.
Posted by: Yorkie | February 08, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Hope there not any poison ivy nearby or else her legs are gonna be covered!!!!
Posted by: toiletpaper | February 09, 2006 at 09:26 AM
That's not a macrame belt. It's a noose, and as soon as he finishes it...
Posted by: Marcia | February 09, 2006 at 10:16 AM
considering that Susan looks about ready to end it all, all Robert needs to do is to complete the macrame noose. Although at the rate he's going, they might be stuck in the tree for awhile.
Meantime, she has a Swiss Army Knife in her hands, and is trying to decide: should I carve crop circles into my exposed thigh, or should I turn my head and rip off Robert's thingee with my teeth?
Posted by: Kathryn | February 09, 2006 at 11:30 AM
The whole thing is giving me flashbacks. Why doesn't he love meeeee? Why, oh why?
Posted by: SageHen | February 09, 2006 at 12:44 PM
It's Chloe Sevigny! And she frightens me! Still...I mean...again...
Vinie's not around, is he?
Posted by: Kathleen | February 10, 2006 at 04:47 AM
..."how are we going to stop the Heathers from killing again"...
Posted by: Rebecca | February 10, 2006 at 08:24 AM
Just had to say that you made my lunch break. i have laughed my a** off reading through some of the archives.
Posted by: Dana | February 10, 2006 at 01:08 PM
am i the only one who sees a hint of her butt cheek? and a shorts tan? not that i'm against the shorts tan... but it does sort of hint at the virgin flesh to come.
Posted by: IHateToast | February 10, 2006 at 05:09 PM
I'm feeling angsty just looking at them.
Posted by: severina | February 12, 2006 at 12:15 AM