Do you find yourself accumulating heaps and heaps of used pantyhose? Nylons ruined with holes and runs? Stockings that turned out to be the wrong color or size? Do you find yourself thinking, “I wish that there was some use for all these discarded pantyhose”?
No?
Okay, let’s pretend that you DO keep a large collection of ruined hose and that you ALSO wish that you knew of some fun projects with which to use said pantyhose. Yes? Can we pretend this?
Well then, worry no more because Threadbared is here to help with dozens of useless uses for those natty nylons!
First off, did you know that used pantyhose can make surprisingly creative room dividers?
Yes! It’s true!
Above, we have a room divider made with stretched colored nylons and craft hoops. Isn’t it groovy? It looks just like a store-bought divider, doesn’t it?
And below – a simple divider made with knotted pantyhose and golf balls. And wow, it looks just like…...knotted pantyhose with golf balls, doesn’t it?
Hey, some people like pantyhose.
Some people like golf.
It’s the best of both worlds!
This was the Mittens of Fury Gang's occupational therapy activity when they ended up in juvy.
Posted by: Julie | March 28, 2006 at 09:34 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....thump (laughing so hard i fell off my chair)
Posted by: evie | March 28, 2006 at 11:02 AM
My grandma would crochet pillows and stuff them with old pantyhose. I always thought that was strange, but the pillows were really soft.
Posted by: Karla | March 28, 2006 at 11:30 AM
My festive nylon room dividers would have cats swinging from them.
Posted by: Marcia | March 28, 2006 at 11:58 AM
is this where old embroidery hoops go to die?
Posted by: d34dpuppy | March 28, 2006 at 01:06 PM
Hey! I think I just saw those on sale at IKEA for $19.95.
Posted by: Sputnik | March 28, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Well all I know is that those people on Survivor wouldn't be starving while surrounded by fish of only someone had worn pantyhose.
Posted by: Brent | March 28, 2006 at 03:50 PM
Silly me, all I used my pantihose for was to secure saplings to stakes in order to keep them from falling over in the wind.
Posted by: SageHen | March 28, 2006 at 04:48 PM
I actually thought "how creative" with those. I think I have to go kill myself now.
Posted by: Kitze | March 28, 2006 at 09:14 PM
I was in Miami Beach a few weeks ago and I swear a gallery on Lincoln Road had an installation in the front window made from pantyhose with glass balls arranged inside the legs. I laughed.
Posted by: poptart | March 29, 2006 at 02:07 PM
The golf ball set up is so bad, it is SO bad, I can't believe I actually saw it. Jaw-droppingly awful. Incredible. I think you gals should set up a sort of road-side attraction museum to house all this stuff so we can see it "in the flesh." Man is this bad.
Posted by: Sarah | March 30, 2006 at 03:20 AM
Why am I sensing a post about "pickled bums?" Worst use of pantyhose and Mason jars ever.
Posted by: caro | March 30, 2006 at 11:59 PM
A long time ago, my sister received a prank gift from some family friends, during a long-term "tacky gift" rivalry. It consisted of a 70s-era book of panty-hose crafts, and a box of loose, multi-coloured panty hose. The friends won the battle hands down that Christmas. (My sister got them back the next year, though -- with a portrait of Elvis in glow-in-the-dark paint on a black t-shirt, lovingly created by hers truly.)
I swear that these room dividers are out of that very. same. book. I never thought it would see the light of day again. Thanks for some bringing back some great memories!! (Shudder)
Posted by: Pilar | April 02, 2006 at 12:40 AM
My mother used to force me to wear her scratchy Leggs suntan-colored pantyhose to Sunday school in the early 80s. Those damned things were the very reason I switched to stockings & garter belts.
I'm so happy she never made them into dolls & plants, though I had several relatives with dubious craft skills who made hose into Kitchen Witches.
Posted by: severina | April 08, 2006 at 08:01 PM
am i the only one who thinks the room divider thing looks like it's made of multicolored condoms?
Posted by: misstasty | April 18, 2006 at 02:05 AM
ROTF! I remember my Dad receiving a "Jar of Bums" made of panty hose. Yep, hose of all colors with a crack sewn in just of laughs... Dad... loved it...
Posted by: Lisa | April 23, 2006 at 11:38 AM
wow!
what a great site!
i hope you all don't find this too weird, but i have this thing for pantyhose... i'm a guy.
yes... it's a submissive fetish thing.
anyway, i wish i could at least handwash your hose for you all before you do your pantyhose projects.
Posted by: avallone | May 03, 2006 at 10:31 PM
Well . . . all I can say is Wow! How freaky, how tweeky, how deliciously weird!
Kj
Posted by: Kj | May 17, 2006 at 11:00 AM
Well . . . all I can say is Wow! How freaky, how tweeky, how deliciously weird!
Kj
Posted by: Kj | May 17, 2006 at 11:01 AM
i can't help it... whenever i see a woman wearing pantyhose, it's like i become like a deer in headlights.
now that they have self-checkout in supermarkets, i am screwing up my courage to purchase a pair or two.
Posted by: avallone | May 21, 2006 at 07:32 PM
i know it's freaky... put i'm harmless.
Posted by: avallone | May 21, 2006 at 07:34 PM
I'm a straight guy who wears nylons all the time. My wife thinks I have nicer legs then she does. And really, does anyone care if I wear nylons?
Posted by: Tim | May 27, 2006 at 01:23 AM
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My grandma would crochet pillows and stuff them with old pantyhose. I always thought that was strange, but the pillows were really soft.
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Well, that's okay, because at least you don't have to LOOK at the pantyhose--plus, I imagine you could throw the whole pillow into the wash with no harm done. Kind of a cool idea, I think. Now, if the entire pillow had been made from a patchwork of multicolored hose, that would be a different story!
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A long time ago, my sister received a prank gift from some family friends, during a long-term "tacky gift" rivalry. It consisted of a 70s-era book of panty-hose crafts, and a box of loose, multi-coloured panty hose. The friends won the battle hands down that Christmas.
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HAHAHAHAHA! If that had been me, I would have actually made something horridly tacky from the pantyhose and given it to someone the next year! ^_^
Posted by: Lois | June 03, 2006 at 11:06 PM
OH! I just flipped through this book yesterday in a used book store - the halter tops were, well, interesting . . .
Posted by: CA | August 14, 2006 at 12:20 AM
OK the golf balls look like they might pose a danger, dangling around in droopy hosiery. Imagine being pummelled by golf balls as you go through that curtain.
Posted by: bd | December 16, 2006 at 10:18 PM